Cape Town  ·  South Africa  ·  Est. 2025

klaar.

\ kl-AH-r \
adjective · Afrikaans · origin: South Africa, c. 1700 — Done. Finished. Exhausted.
Recently appropriated by perimenopausal women.

When you don't have the oestrogen
to say it out loud.

Apparel for the woman who is klaar.
Warning: contains no candles or inspirational quotes.
The only thing flowery on this site is the language.
Clothes that do the talking for you · R395 per tee · Nationwide delivery, South Africa
Current prints
OUT OF ORDER NO FURTHER INFORMATION AVAILABLE
OUT OF ORDER
No further information available. Try again tomorrow.
R 395
a non-specific noise made under the breath. OF 'FOWL' ORIGINS.
fcawf
A non-specific noise made under the breath. Of 'fowl' origins.
R 395
I LOVE YOU. GO AWAY. For the partner, or offspring you adore from a slight distance. Functional from across the kitchen.
I LOVE YOU. GO AWAY.
For the partner, or offspring you adore from a slight distance. Functional from across the kitchen.
R 395
klaar. No words. Speaks for itself.
klaar.
No words. Speaks for itself.
R 395
Calm? I'm calm! Who isn't fekking calm? Mood: volatile.
Calm anyone?
Calm? I'm calm! Who isn't fekking calm?
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Moody I wouldn't, if I were you!
Moody
I wouldn't, if I were you!
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The klaar. club

There's a cult.
You'd fit.

klaar. is for the woman who spent thirty years being whoever the room needed her to be. The good wife. The patient mum. The dependable colleague. The polite daughter-in-law.

Somewhere around forty, her hormones staged a coup and now, she is done. Don't ask. She is out of stock.

Wear it yourself. Or buy it for the friend who is also klaar.

100%
irreverent
0
candles included
∞
solidarity
The promises we can remember

You can trust us

We won't run away with your money. If we run, we'd need the sports bra and we all know that is not happening.

You've got to be shipping me

We ship anywhere in SA. Standard delivery. Not express. Refer to 'energy levels' under perimenopause symptoms.

We will take it back

14 days. Send it back. No motivational speech. No "we're sorry you didn't love yourself in this tee." Just send it back.

klaar.

Not a solution. A statement.

For the woman who knows exactly how she feels and has the tee to prove it.